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Dirty Dudez
02:55
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Here come the dudes
Those dirty dudes
They sport tattoos
and they smell like gasoline.
They drink and fight
and fuck all night.
High as a kite,
on methamphetamine
Dirty dudes just wanna have fun
Dirty dudes drinkin beers in the sun
Dirty dudes dontcha wanna be one
of them dirty dirty dirty dudes
D-I-R-T-Y-D-U-D-E-Z
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2. |
He's A Turd
02:22
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He never takes you out, he always likes to pout.
He's a turd
He wants you all to himself so you can't call for help
He's a turd
He's got an awesome car he parks in in his yard
Cause he's a turd
You gotta understand, that ain't no man
He's a turd
Take our word
He's a turd
And we think it's time that you heard
That the boy that you love
is a turd.
TURD!
His idea of fun is showin off his gun
Cause he's a turd
You walk home in the rain while he plays video games
He's a turd.
He don't like to dance says "That's for fags in France"
He's a turd.
Ya gotta understand girl. That aint no man, girl
He's a turd
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The ticket took all of our cash
We found a soda in the trash
We went ahead and filled it up
They knew we didn't give a fuck
We love goin to the movies
After smokin on a doobie
We love goin to the movies
with you.
Ba ba ba ba baaaaaa
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We'll tell ya the meaning of living this life
It's get drunk, get high, get fucked.
All right!
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5. |
No Love, Just Drugs
02:14
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She don't wanna take a ride in your car
She don't wanna get a drink at the bar
She don't wanna hear you play your guitar
She just wants to get fucked up
on cocaine, pills, and Cali bud.
She don't want your love
She just wants your drugs.
She don't wanna take a walk in the park
She don't wanna have a dance in the dark
She don't wanna break another heart.
She just wants to get fucked up
On cocaine, pills, and Cali bud.
She don't want your love
She just wants your drugs.
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6. |
Joke Band
02:26
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We hate waitin
Ain't got no patience
Ain't got the time or the mind
to come up with a clever rhyme.
So we get fucked up
and we just say stuff
don't give two shits if its got wit
or if some big shot says "It's a hit"
Cause we're a joke, man.
We're in a joke band.
Yeah we're a joke man,
We're in a joke band.
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7. |
GB Hitz
02:36
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Well, we got a new thing that we thinks the shit
(Do the GB, Do, Do the GB)
and the name of that thing is a GB hit.
(Do the GB, Do, Do the GB)
Awwww shit! GB hits.
Melted to your couch
Baked out in your car
You can rip a GB wherever you are.
Nothing sweeter to do with a 2-liter
Take 1-2-3 hits, 4-5-6
Fucked
Well, we never leave home without our gravity bong.
(Do the GB, Do, Do the GB)
And if you got one you should rip it while your singing this song
(Do the GB, Do, Do the GB)
Awwww, shit! GB hits.
Melted to your couch
Baked out in your car
You can rip a GB wherever you are.
Nothing sweeter to do with a 2-liter
Take 1-2-3 hits, 4-5-6
Fucked
Do the GB, Do, Do the GB!
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8. |
High & Tight
02:39
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She's high, She's tight
She's the kind that likes to go all night.
She's high, She's tight
Smokin like a Swisher, but she'll hit you like a pipe.
Always wants to party
Always wants to dance
Always has an ounce in her leopard skin pants
Never had a problem
Never gives a fuck
Smoked a million hearts
and twice as many blunts.
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9. |
Jungle Pu$$y
04:44
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Jungle Pussy
Down in the bush
Down below
Where only the
bravest men go.
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